By Rocky Emidio Paterra

In case you haven't heard, Kesha sings a really high note in her song "Praying" that has literally shaken the foundations of Earth as we thought we knew it. The note is an F6 in technical terms.

The F stands for "Free my hardened soul with your story, queen mother."

We later learned that this high note has had significant and unexplainable effects on the universe that scientists and government higher-ups are still trying to solve.

Listed below are 10 such phenomena.

1) A black hole appeared in the kitchenware aisle of a suburban Target confirming the existence of parallel universes.

A brave CIA official by the name of Margo Bender explored several of these universes, citing such worlds where Geena Davis still makes movies and Beyonce's "Love on Top" cycles through six more key changes.

"My favorite world was where the black hole just led me to another Target," Bender explained. "I love Target!"

2) All of humanity told their crushes that they have a crush on them, and everyone's love was requited.

Music professionals are in almost mutual agreement that the F6 note is directly linked to the part of the brain that controls feelings of requited love.

Facebook has since experienced the sharpest spike in relationship status changes since Taylor Swift's "Love Story" was released in 2008.

3) Amelia Earhart joined Twitter and subsequently revealed that she's been at Chipotle the entire time.

"Did you know that there are over 600,000 possible combinations of orders at this place?!" stated a lively Earhart in an exclusive interview at one of the restaurant's Dallas locations. "I just finished all the pinto bean combos, so you're catching me on a great day!"

4) The Bermuda Triangle apologized for being the literal worst.

In a loud, bellowing tone captured by tourists via iPhone voice memo, the Triangle offered its sincerest apologies for swallowing so many people, planes, and boats.

Tourists remain skeptical about the intentions of the Triangle but gradually became appeased as the Triangle then began to sing Kesha's high note four octaves down.

5) Jessica Lange announced her return to "American Horror Story" for three more seasons.

Sources at Entertainment Weekly have reached out to Lange following her announcement, and all she has commented so far is, "I love Kesha. I'd love to play Kesha if my best friend Ryan Murphy will let me."

Lange then chuckled to herself and confirmed that Murphy will do anything she says.

6) Everybody suddenly had a puppy.

It's so strange. Everyone just woke up to a puppy next to them, and now everyone is happy.

7) Cockroaches decided to give up.

Entomologists are hard at work on this one, their only piece of evidence being a handwritten note discovered in Lower Manhattan stating, "We understand that we help the ecosystem, but we feel bad for scaring people.

We need to love each other, especially in today's times.

So we are all heading into that black hole at Target for our next adventure, whatever that may be.

Love,
All the Cockroaches

8) The Titanic slowly rose back to the top of the ocean and finished its maiden voyage.

A Google Earth cam captured the moment in its entirety.

It was basically just like that sequence at the beginning of the movie where the sunken Titanic transforms back into its former glory, only this time, Celine Dion was spotted standing on the bow of the ship in a floor-length gown lip-syncing Kesha's high note on a loop for the remainder of the trip.

9) Sia took off her wig, and Ariana Grande showed the right side of her face.

In a joint interview, the two singers stated that now is not the time to hide.

Ariana Grande further explained that when she first looked in the mirror while playing Kesha's high note, she realized that the right side of her face doesn't look nearly as atrocious as she originally thought.

She is now willing to be photographed and interviewed from either side.

Sia agreed, citing Kesha's F6 note as making the hairs on her wig stand up so high that they lifted the wig off of her face as it floated into the sky like a little boy letting go of his birthday balloon.

10) Rainbows developed a solid infrastructure.

This phenomenon has thrill-seekers and leprechauns alike beaming with excitement.

Local sports enthusiasts predict that rainbow-sliding is working its way into the canon of summer Olympic sports, and the Department of Transportation has officially declared rainbow travel as the hottest new means of getting from A to B.

The LGBTQ+ community has expressed that this is a real game-changer for future pride parades.

When asked if she had caught wind of these various phenomena, Kesha simply closed her eyes and sang the high note again, causing a rain shower of pink Starbursts.

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